MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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