My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
my being single is dangerous.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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