i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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