Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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