arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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