I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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