I want to have your abortion
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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