just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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