Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
