Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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