i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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