you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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