I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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