apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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