Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
