I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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