so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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