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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.

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  what does that even mean?

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  you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."

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• (315): View more from New York

  mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.

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  hahahaha slap the bag.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I came so hard my ears popped.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.

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