I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I have tasted many bathrooms
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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