Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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