Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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