Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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