so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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