I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
