your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Randomize