Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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