youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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