Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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