respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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