this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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