We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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