no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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