Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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