i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize