Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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