I skipped work to stalk him.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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