is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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