I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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