yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
me + whiskey = a bad person
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
