You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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