I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Hey! you should come over!
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