I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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