Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Sext me about skeletons
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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