Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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