yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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