Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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