Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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