Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I have tasted many bathrooms
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