No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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