question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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