Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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