Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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