Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.