What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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