did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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