my vag is so smooth its legendary
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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