I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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