Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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